Thursday, December 14, 2006

Why Chinese must not have Christian's name...

I received the following from the email but it would only make sense if you know the chinese dialects in bracket, hahaha...

> Anne Chang ( Mandarin )- Dirty
> Anne Chin ( Mandarin ) - Keep quiet
> Faye Chen ( Mandarin ) - Dusty
> Carl Cheng ( Hokkien ) - Buttock
> Monica Cheng ( Hokkien ) - Touching your buttocks
> Lucy Leow ( Hokkien ) - You are dead
> Jane Tan ( Mandarin ) - Frying eggs
> Suzie Leow ( Hokkien ) - Lost till death
> Henry Mah ( Mandarin ) - Hate your mum
> Corrine Tai ( Hokkien ) - Poor fellow
> Paul Chan ( Mandarin ) - Bankrupt
> Nelson Tan ( Mandarin ) - Bird laying eggs
> Leslie Tong ( Mandarin ) - Rubbish bin
> Carmen Tng ( Hokkien ) - Leg hair long
> Connie Mah ( Cantonese ) - Call your mother
> Danny See ( Hokkien ) - Squeeze you to death
> Rosie Teng ( Hokkien ) - Screws and nails
> Pete Tsai ( Hokkien ) - Nose droppings
> Macy Koh ( Cantonese) - Never die before

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